I can make a man sit on the Great wall of China.
and get a dude to play abit of golf on top of a volcano whilst the GrandNational race horses hop into the sky and jump the ash. Miss palm beach has been trying to rescue the china ship which hit the great barrier reef whilst also causing a bit of a stir as the country rave over the voting dilemma. Emergencies are happening all over as Greece's economy declines, leaving us a rather smaller version of David Cameron in other news Cambridge finally win the boat race by plummeting into the Uganda landslide.