I can make a man sit on the Great wall of China.
and get a dude to play abit of golf on top of a volcano whilst the GrandNational race horses hop into the sky and jump the ash. Miss palm beach has been trying to rescue the china ship which hit the great barrier reef whilst also causing a bit of a stir as the country rave over the voting dilemma. Emergencies are happening all over as Greece's economy declines, leaving us a rather smaller version of David Cameron in other news Cambridge finally win the boat race by plummeting into the Uganda landslide.

one or two.

i have four and i need a fifth

Good evening/Good morning/Welcome/Tonight in/Your listening to/Your watching/Your reading/The latest story…

Volcanic ash, thatcher, media, vote, conservatives, bully, china, labour, china, bank, brown, volcanoes, vote, landslide, south Africa, calls, flight, strike, delays, vote, earthquake, boat race, diplomacy, chilli, madrid, ship, gordon brown, airways, government, election, crash, pilot, chilli, landslide, pageant, factories, nuclear, snowdrops, strike, vote, calls, cabinet…

Ok were going to have to leave you there/Join us tomorrow at/That’s all from me for now/goodbye…

This is what I heard when I listened.

tuesday 30th 20minutes
wednesday 31st 25 minutes.
thursday 1st 25 minutes.
friday 2nd 39 minutes
saturday 25 minutes.


saturday 11th 25 minutes.
sunday 12th 28 minutes
tuesday 14th 28 minutes.